wow

last time i wrote in this was 2009. i think i'll just keep this around to keep updated on other people's lives. i already have a tumblr, twitter, facebook, and xanga. tumblr is seriously taking over my life right now. makes me realize i have a semi-addictive personality. only semi because they are like phases to me. like that time i had an angry birds phase where i would play that game for an entire class period, resulting in me not learning a thing. that game sucks balls.

follow me on tumblr if you want! mumblejumble1

Words Women Use and What They Really Mean:

• Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

• Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it’s an even trade.

• Nothing - This means “something”, and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with “Fine”.

• Go Ahead - At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. Don't do it.
  

• Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”.

• Go Ahead (Neutral Expression) - This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care” You will get a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.

• Loud Sigh - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”.

• Soft Sigh - Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

• That’s Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a “Raised Eyebrow”.

• Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay”.

• Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you’re welcome.

• Thanks A Lot - This is much different from “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing”

i admit i've used it all ><
ohwell. i am a woman

hugs

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i have to admit though sometimes i don't mind the crusher bcus it's kind of the equivalent to a bear hug so i would imagine it to be kinda comfy until you can't breathe.

Hmm

I don't write in this enough .. but I still use my xanga so I keep forgetting about this one. What can I say in this blog that I don't say in my other one? Precisely. And why do I need two different blogs that talk about the same thing to nobody but myself?

more later! .. maybe.


p.s. if you can't tell my obsession with joseph-gordon levitt has not yet faded (:

when did Joseph Gordon-Levitt grow up?

his GQ issue with claudia schiffer

Sexy isn't he? I remember him playing a teenage geek in 10 things I hate about you. He's defintely grown over the years, doing movies like stop-loss and the lookout (both pretty good movies). He will also be in 500 days of summer starring alongside Zooey Deschanel. It should be a good film considering both of them are quirky and sexy actors.

Sometimes I think about my future.

I ponder about how it is that I'm still stuck here in the same place I was since I was ten years old. I thought maybe things would change as I got older, making that transition from a child to an adult, and things did change.. in it's own way. I guess since I didn't feel these changes personally, I didn't think they happened. And as times passes I wonder why everyone else has adpated to their surroundings except me. I started to think there was something wrong with me for wanting more than I have. Everyone's like that, we take it all for granted. Then I begin to realize that I just can't do it. Everyone has settled in and become too adjusted, but maybe I'm just not yet ready to believe that this is all there is.


"It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed, is you."

You're a zerooo

What's your name, no one's going to ask you